Rochelle Quote #199
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Class President
Rochelle: Okay, Mr. I'm Good... Well, what are we supposed to do to reduce your stress?
Julius: Well, the doctor says I'm supposed to participate in some stress-reducing activities, like golf.
Rochelle: Golfing. Where are you going to golf?
Julius: Fishing.
Rochelle: Where you gonna fish, in Lake Brooklyn?
Julius: Hiking.
Rochelle: [chuckles] Come on, man, where you going, Mount Vernon?
Julius: Hammocking.
Rochelle: Hammock? Where are you going to buy a hammock?
Julius: Regular massages.
Rochelle: Oh, you ain't getting a massage by nobody. You better price some hammocks. [scoffs] Stressed. [muttering] Now I got to deal with this...
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Class President’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: I want you to run with me. I want you to be my vice president.
Greg: No.
Chris: Yeah.
Greg: Oh, man. This is great. I can work behind the scenes. I can influence the judiciary committee. I can confer with the joint chiefs. Create policy!
Chris: Greg, it's the eighth grade.
Greg: I know, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was until he met Seven of Nine at a Trekkie convention.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Baby, what do you have to be stressed out about? You have a beautiful wife, two good jobs, and three wonderful kids, a nice home in Bed-Stuy... [chuckles] You're stressed? I mean, I'm the one who should be stressed. I mean, I got to deal with a house in the ghetto, three crazy kids, a man that's never home, and now I got to deal with you and this high blood pressure. [scoffing] You- You're stressed.
Quote from Greg
Chris: I don't want to run without you, and together, we can't win.
Greg: Who cares? Run with DiPaolo. Let me be your campaign manager.
Chris: Campaign manager?
Greg: Yeah. We can do this. I'll manipulate the press corps. I'll contact the foreign media outlets.
Chris: Greg? It's the eighth grade.