Rochelle Quote #195

Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Rejection

Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a week of being captain of the Block Watch, my mother was going down with the ship.
Louise Clarkson: I heard a noise in my house.
Rochelle: I heard a noise in my house, too, and it's you at my damn door!
Louise Clarkson: Well, you are the Block Watch captain.
Rochelle: No, no, I'm not. You win! You win! Here, here, you want to be the Block Watch captain, be the Block Watch captain.
Louise Clarkson: Well, only if you're absolutely sure.
Rochelle: [frustrated yell] [slams door] [opens door] Here's the recipe to the pie! [closes door]
Louise Clarkson: All right, we gonna see who's watching the block now.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Rejection’ Quotes

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Oh, baby, have a good time. But not too good a time, 'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.

Quote from Rochelle

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was a ghetto snob, so to her, this wasn't just a block watch meeting. It was a Rochelle watch meeting.
Julius: What's all this?
Rochelle: Food for the block watch meeting.
Julius: You're supposed to be watching the block, not feeding it.
Rochelle: Julius, I can't invite people over here without feeding them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] People in my neighborhood never got together without bringing food.
[flashback to Rochelle arriving in hospital to see a man in an entire body cast:]
Rochelle: Oh, I am so sorry you got run over by a truck. But I brought you some ribs.
[flashback to Rochelle going outside to a grieving mother standing by a chalk outline on the road:]
Woman: My baby! They killed my baby. [sobs]
Rochelle: I'm sorry about your baby. Catfish?

Quote from Julius

Julius: Enjoy yourself. This is half off on a soda and box of Jujubes.
Chris: Thanks.
Julius: Oh, what the hell. Here's a coupon for a free box of popcorn.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last time my father gave away an extra coupon was when I gave him a get-one coupon, get-one-coupon-free coupon.
Julius: Have a good time. You look good, man. [chuckles] That's my boy.