Thurman: Whoa, that's good. That's good! Maybe it's time we try you in the ring with some real boxers.
Chris: Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to learn to defend myself against regular guys, not boxers.
Thurman: That's what I'm saying. If you can stay out of the way of a real boxer, a regular guy is never gonna be able to lay a hand on you. Look, the fact is, I think you got talent. And I could use your help with some sparring. I'll sweeten the pot for you. I'll give you two passes to the closed-circuit Tyson-Bonecrusher fight. What do you say?
Greg: Dude, you have to do this. It's a no-brainer.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you had no brain, wouldn't you make bad decisions? [Caruso punches Chris in the gut]
Thurman: Whoa. You see? I need you. You need me.
Greg: And we need those tickets. So it's a win-win.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Said the guy who didn't get punched.