Adult Chris: [v.o.] I couldn't help but think, if I did actually snatch a chain, something would go wrong.
[fantasy: Chris nervously approaches a man wearing a chain on a street corner:]
Agent: Freeze! FBI! Show me your hands! Get on your knees now! We got you now, you little chain snatcher. Frisk him! Make sure he got no chains on him. You want to get away? Don't try to move.
[later, in a court room]
Judge: A jury of your peers has found you guilty of chain snatching. I sentence you to death by electric chair.
Rochelle: Boy, I ought to beat the legs off of you! You better take him to the chair! [sobs]
[later, Chris is in the electric chair:]
Chris: Did the governor call, yet?
Guard: No, my man, but check this out. I gotta pick my brother up at 12:00, so if you really don't mind, why don't we just go ahead and do this, all right? [Chris scream as the guard pulls the switch]
[reality: a man tries to snatch the chain off a young woman, who fights back]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Better him than me. Feels good to be right for a change.