Malvo: So the question is, where's my chain?
Chris: I don't have the money for a chain, and I don't know where to get one.
Malvo: They're generally found around necks.
Chris: Well, maybe I can get you something else.
Malvo: Nah. I want a chain. You know why?
Chris: No.
Malvo: Two reasons. A, since my most recent parole, I'm limiting myself to Class A misdemeanors and three, nobody needs a chain. So I'm actually doing people a favor by taking things that they don't need.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You could argue with his math, but not with his logic.
Chris: All right, I'll get you one.
Malvo: Oh, I know you will, or else I'm gonna have to commit a Class B misdemeanor on you, and you don't want that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He was right, considering a class B misdemeanor is cockfighting.