Rochelle: Ooh. Let me tell you what Charmaine did today. So she says to me, "Did you just get your hair done?" And she said it just like that. And then she passes me the card to her hairdresser and says, "Ooh, you know, girl, you should go to him. He's real good." I mean she got some nerve. Her hair so short, she can't even roll it with rice. I'm telling you, she got one more time.
Julius: Maybe she thought you'd like her hairdresser.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Are you defending her?
Julius: No. Um, I just thought maybe you took it wrong.
Rochelle: I took it wrong? She asked me if I just got my hair done and then hands me a card to her hairdresser. That's like somebody asking you if you just took a shower and then handing you a bar of soap.
Julius: I was just trying to help.
Rochelle: Help who? The woman has been messing with me since the day I got there. Now you're telling me I'm taking it wrong? Oh, no, she gonna take it wrong when I knock her over her block head.
Julius: Calm down.
Rochelle: Calm down? Why should I calm down? Oh, so I guess you're going to take sides with her, too. Next thing I know, you're gonna be passing me a card to her hairdresser.
Julius: Well, why you getting mad at me? This woman hands you a card and you trying to start a fight.
Rochelle: I am not trying to start a fight. She's the one trying to start a fight.
Julius: I don't care who's trying to start a fight. I'm trying to get some sleep.
Rochelle: Well, I am so sorry for trying to have a conversation with my husband!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I've learned that when dealing with a woman who has a problem, the last thing she wants from a man is a solution.