Chris: I can't move.
Doc: Well, you better get back together.
Chris: See, I don't get this. How is it that she's the one acting crazy and I have to be the one to work things out?
Doc: Because she started acting crazy first. She's using your reason against you.
Chris: You know that makes no sense, right?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to Women's Logic 201.