Adult Chris: [v.o.] To save his marriage, my father had to get a divorce.
Clerk: How could you not know that you're not divorced?
Julius: I signed the papers and sent them back to her. How was I supposed to know she didn't file them?
Clerk: Because you didn't get your final decree.
Julius: I didn't know I needed a final decree.
Clerk: Well, you should have. Who knows what this woman might have been doing in your name? She could have been holding up banks, taking out loans.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Invading Iraq?
Clerk: Did you have any kids with her?
Julius: No.
Clerk: Is she White?
Julius: No, she is not White.
Clerk: Hmm.