Greg: What'd she say?
Chris: She said she'll think about it.
Greg: Well, what does that mean?
Chris: It means "Let me check every option, "see if I can get someone I want, and if not, I'll go out with you."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And when she said every option, she meant every option. She checked blind guys.
Tasha: [to a blind guy] Do you have a girlfriend?
Blind Girlfriend: Yeah, girl. What are you, blind?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She checked dangerous guys.
Tasha: [to a guy robbing someone] Do you have a girlfriend?
Criminal Girlfriend: [pointing gun] Yeah, he does. Now, give me your money.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She even checked guys who were girls.
Tasha: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cross Dresser: I'm my own girlfriend.