Chris: I'm serious, man, I don't care what it takes. I'm going to get her.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That line was spoken by many people, most notably O.J. Simpson.
Chris: I mean, I don't know why I've been running all around town when there's a girl right next door ready to be plucked.
Greg: What if she doesn't want you to pluck her?
Chris: Somebody's got to pluck her.
Greg: What if somebody else already plucked her?
Chris: I don't care who's plucked her. She's gonna get plucked by me.
Greg: I wish there was somebody I could pluck.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Thank goodness these guys are good with enunciation.