Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Rochelle: You're the one who hit Greg? Chris: It was an accident. Rochelle: Why didn't you just tell the truth? Chris: 'Cause it was someone else's car. I thought they'd go to jail. Rochelle: Hitting someone with a car is not illegal. Lying to the police is. Chris: Ma, I know you're mad, but it's over. It all worked out. It's not a big deal. Rochelle: You broke your friend's leg, you both lied to the police, we were in the middle of a police shootout with a serial choker, and you don't think it's a big deal? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not in Bed-Stuy. [cut to Chris behind bars:] Rochelle: Is it a big deal now? Uncle of Sam: So, what did they get you for?