Ms. Morello: "Excuse your mama?" Chris, what were you thinking?
Chris: I don't know. I guess I have to go back to Thurman's class now.
Ms. Morello: No, I can get you back into AP class, but no more "your mama" jokes. Obviously, you need a challenge. So, I'm putting you on the Academic Scholastathon Team.
Chris: Academic Scholasta-what?
Ms. Morello: Scholastathon! It's a team competition where students match their intellects against students from other schools.
Chris: I'm not sure I'm right for this.
Ms. Morello: Are you kidding? This will be like intellectual basketball. And you're our Dr. J!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I just hope I don't get hung from the intellectual rim.