Quote from Ryan in Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When I set out to look for fake IDs I didn't expect to find my real uncle. Chris: You sell fake IDs? Ryan: What are you talking about? You're the one trying to buy it. Chris: Does my father know you do this? Ryan: No. Chris: Does your mom know you're doing this? Ryan: No. Chris: You're not gonna tell her, are you? Ryan: And ruin my good business? I don't think so. You're not gonna tell? Chris: No, I'm no snitch.