Chris: All right, all I have to do is get my mom to say it's okay to spend the night at your house and that's half the battle.
Greg: Wait, what's the other half?
Chris: Know anywhere we can get some fake IDs?
Greg: Fake IDs?
Chris: Fake IDs.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When you were a teenager, fake IDs could open up a whole new magical world.
[fantasy: Chris and Greg are wearing suits as they sit in a strip club:]
Waitress: [to Greg] Here you go, Mr. Testaverde. And Mr. Sharpton, your ID.
[reality:]
Greg: I got the tickets; why do I have to get the IDs?
Chris: Because if you get busted trying to get fake IDs, you'll get community service. If I get busted, I'm two jail cells down from that guy who shot Reagan.