Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates James
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I already had a younger brother from the same mother. The last thing I wanted was one from another mother. Mr. Perkins: Being a Brother from Another Mother is a huge responsibility. Your influence is molding a mind, changing the course of a life. Adult Chris: [v.o.] You could say the same thing about crack. Chris: Okay. I'm proud to do it. Mr. Perkins: That said, I need to evaluate your suitability for this organization. Chris: No problem. Mr. Perkins: Are you sexually active? Chris: No. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now that I'm married, the answer's still the same.