Chris: It's just that these football players were calling her Big Bird and stuff and I didn't really do anything about it.
Julius: Chris, even if a girl's eyes are too far apart, I thought I told you never to hurt a girl's feelings.
Chris: I know.
Julius: No, obviously you don't.
Chris: You think she'll forgive me?
Julius: I don't know. You'll have to work that out with her.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even if a girl's eyes are too far apart.