Kelly: Well, I just wanted to give you something before I go.
Chris: What's that? [Kelly kisses Chris]
Jock #1: Hey! It's Big Bird.
Jock #2: Hey, were's Bert and Ernie?
Jock #1: I guess that makes you Snuffleupagus?
Jock #2: No, it makes him Roosevelt Franklin.
Jock #1: Cookie? Cookie! [all laugh] Cookie!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Who are they making fun of? They obviously watch a lot of Sesame Street.
Kelly: Chris, aren't you gonna say something? Or are you just gonna stand there and watch?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Stand here and watch. [Chris is silent]
Kelly: Fine. Now I know how you really feel.