Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before I was a student at Tattaglia, I had no idea what to expect from high school. I thought it might be dangerous. I thought it might be exciting. Damn, I could've lost an eye. The classes that I thought would be exciting were boring.
Topless Teacher: Does anyone know what these are?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Reason her husband cries?
Chris: Beaver tails?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And the boring classes were even worse.
Ms. Rivera: [talks slowly] This semester, we will explore the great books of literature from the 20th Century, and you will write reports on these books from the 20th Century. You will turn them into me, and I will read them, and I will grade them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My English teacher was like a sleeping pill in a skirt.