Adult Chris: [v.o.] During football season at Tattaglia, there was nothing more important than Homecoming Week.
Greg: Homecoming Dance? What are you looking at that for?
Chris: Just want to know the date of the dance so I can start acting like I'm sick three days before.
Greg: It's a great excuse. I'd use it, but nobody cares whether I'm there or not. Why don't you just go stag?
Chris: End up dancing by myself? I could do that at home.
[fantasy: Chris dancing in the living room as Rochelle, Drew and Tonya try to watch TV :]
Rochelle: Would you go dance with yourself someplace else?