Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
Chris: Help with what? Malvo: Look... you the smartest person I know. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sad but true. Malvo: So I need you to help me to get into high school. Chris: Wait, why do you want to break into high school? There's nothing worth stealing. Malvo: I know. I made that mistake before. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He was sentenced to stealing a book about sentences.