Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Gretzky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As soon as we got to the Long Island Hotel, something told me we had the right place. Drew: Are all these people here to see Gretzky? Chris: Yeah, and if we go over there, we won't have a chance of meeting him. Drew: So what do we do? [women shrieking] Adult Chris: [v.o.] I look more like Wayne Gretzky than that dude. Chris: Come on. I know what to do.