Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the New Kid
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a few days, I found out I had a lot more in common with Albert than I had with Greg. Albert: Hey, check this dude out. Chris: Hey, Mario? Your mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. [Albert laughs] Mario: Oh, yeah? Su mamá es la mariscal de la cancha. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now we're going to get fined by the Mexican FCC.