Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Blackie
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Getting my first dog was like getting a whole new lease on life. I guess you could say it was like having a new friend. Jerome: Hey, little dude, let me hold a dollar. [Chris hands Jerome a dollar] Thanks. Chris: Go get my dollar. [dog snarling] Jerome: [screaming] Adult Chris: [v.o.] A friend with benefits. Chris: Yeah.