Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd been following Caruso all day and I had come to a conclusion. Bullies are strange people.
[Chris takes out a stethoscope and places it on the pet store's window]
Joey Caruso: [inside the store] Thanks for taking care of her for me.
Chris: He's a cat lover?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was like finding out that Saddam Hussein collected Cabbage Patch Kids.
Joey Caruso: Who's a good kitty? I love you. Yes, I do. You curious, kitty? I love you. You want to go home?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I figured that with Caruso, this pet would be all white.
Joey Caruso: Let's go home and meet your new mommy. Yes.