Doc: Oh, Chris. I was just about to make that call. Lakers, right?
Chris: Um, you know what? I've been thinking, and I think you should go with Phoenix.
Doc: Phoenix? Over the Lakers? They just lost two games.
Chris: Yeah, I know, but they're at Phoenix. You know, it's a pride thing; they don't want to get swept.
Doc: You sure about that?
Chris: Yep.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Nope.
Doc: My man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'm his man today, but tomorrow he's gonna beat me like a bald-headed stepchild.