Quote from Michael in Everybody Hates Baseball
Julius: What you need $40 for? Michael: I need it for a date. I want to pay, so I could make her a good first impression. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Especially if your second impression is: "Can I borrow you $20?" Drew: So, who you're going out with? Michael: Mmm. I ain't saying. I been in a slump lately and I don't want to jinx this one. Julius: Why don't you get a job? Adult Chris: [v.o.] And move out of your mother's house!