Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates DJs
Chris: I need an advance. Monk: For what? Chris: "The Payback." Monk: The payback? Get down here quick. What's up with the payback? How'd you know about it? Who told you that? Chris: I'm just talking about the James Brown album. Monk: Oh, you talking about "The Big Payback." Chris: What'd you think I was talking about? Monk: Never mind. Anyway, I don't loan money, man. It ruins relationships. I once loaned my mother money for a bus ticket, never saw her again. Chris: So, you can't do it? Monk: Nope. Sorry, Chris, can't do it. Chris: All right. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I should've said I need the money to overthrow the Sandinistas.