Chris: I need an advance.
Monk: For what?
Chris: "The Payback."
Monk: The payback? Get down here quick. What's up with the payback? How'd you know about it? Who told you that?
Chris: I'm just talking about the James Brown album.
Monk: Oh, you talking about "The Big Payback."
Chris: What'd you think I was talking about?
Monk: Never mind. Anyway, I don't loan money, man. It ruins relationships. I once loaned my mother money for a bus ticket, never saw her again.
Chris: So, you can't do it?
Monk: Nope. Sorry, Chris, can't do it.
Chris: All right.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I should've said I need the money to overthrow the Sandinistas.