Greg: You scratched your mom's copy of "The Payback"?
Chris: I was trying to mix it.
Greg: I don't get it. It's already a good song. Why do you need to do anything to it?
Chris: Because a DJ needs to rock the party.
Greg: You realize I have no idea what you're talking about, right?
Chris: Yeah, I know.
Greg: So did you tell your mom?
Chris: No, I'm just going to buy her a new copy.
Greg: Well, what if she wants to listen to it before then?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If that happened, I would have to keep her entertained the best way I knew how.
[fantasy: Chris and a band sing James Brown's "The Payback" in the apartment]