Adult Chris: [v.o.] For the first time in my life I was going to be a DJ. I felt like nothing could stop me, unless I put a sign over my head.
[fantasy: Chris DJs at a club as James Brown's "The Big Payback" plays]
Chris: Throw your hands in the air. Wave them like you just don't care. If you love DJ Chrissy Chris, everybody say "Oh, yeah!"
All: Oh, yeah!
Police Officer: Hey. We're looking for DJ Chrissy Chris!