Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates DJs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being a DJ was all about your tools. If your tools were professional, you were professional. And first on the list? Chris: A pair of Technics 1200s. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Check. Chris: Mixer? Adult Chris: [v.o.] No. Chris: Pair of professional headphones? Adult Chris: [v.o.] No. Chris: Kangol? Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, no. Chris: Shell toe Adidas? Adult Chris: Nada. Looks like my hopes and dreams are about to get crushed by the wheels of steel.