Mr. Newton: So, the most remarkable thing happened today.
Chris: What's that?
Mr. Newton: I got a job offer from Lamont Sanford Junior high.
Chris: Oh! Well, that's good.
Mr. Newton: Funny thing is, I never applied for a job at Lamont Sanford.
Chris: Well, maybe they heard about you through the grapevine.
Mr. Newton: [chuckles] Hey, you wouldn't happen to still have that copy of my resume that I gave you?
Chris: Uh, no. You know what? I probably lost it.
Mr. Newton: Oh, yeah you lost it. [chuckles] You ready? Remember Sam Graddy. You have one hour, starting now.