Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Chris: Mr. Newton, what are you doing here? Mr. Newton: I came to give you your practice exam. Chris: I don't have to take that test. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Or let you in. Chris: You're not my teacher anymore. Remember? You quit. Mr. Newton: How do you know I quit? Rochelle: May I help you? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't help him. Help me!