Drew: Hey, Ma, can I watch the big game?
Rochelle: No, you should have thought about that before you hit your sister.
Drew: Ma, I didn't hit her.
Rochelle: What do you call it then?
Drew: She was trying to take the remote away, and I just tapped her on the wrist.
Rochelle: So you hit her.
Drew: [sighs] I guess. Just a little. But she started it.
Rochelle: That does not matter, Drew. You do not hit girls. Bottom line, do you understand me?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother ruined any chance Drew had of becoming a pimp.
Drew: Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry.
Rochelle: Okay. Now go watch your hockey game.
Drew: Thanks, Ma.