Adult Chris: [v.o.] With Ms. Morello gone, we had every kind of substitute imaginable. We had out-of-work actors...
Man: "To be or not to be. That is the question."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We had out-of-work dancers...
Woman: [dances] Can one of you kids get that bucket of water and throw it on me?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And, sometimes, we had out-of-work teachers.
Man: [smoking and drinking] Enjoy this while you still can, 'cause, believe me, it's all downhill from here.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We'd had just about every type of sub we could think of except one... A Black sub.