Adult Chris: [v.o.] My new promise to keep my old promises was seen as very unpromising.
Chris: Hey, Greg!
Greg: "Hey, Greg"? Did you see the school paper?
Chris: We have a school paper?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Bush wasn't the first president who didn't read the paper.
Chris: What did I lie about?
Greg: Apparently you lied about everything.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last true thing I said was, "My name is Chris and I'm running for president."