Adult Chris: [v.o.] I hated having to sacrifice my friendship with Greg to get on the ballot, but I knew it would only happen if I could get the most popular person I could find.
Frank DiPaolo: Vice president?
Chris: Yeah. With me. We can be like Bobby Jones and Henry Bibby on the Sixers.
Frank DiPaolo: Can we be like Kevin McHale and Dennis Johnson on the Celtics?
Chris: Okay.
Frank DiPaolo: What do I have to do?
Chris: Nothing.
Frank DiPaolo: Cool.