Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Jail
Russo: Come on, I need to put you in a lineup. Chris: A lineup? Russo: Yeah, apparently a delivery truck carrying cookies was hijacked in East Bergen the other day. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I know you're probably thinking who would hold up a cookie truck? [flashback:] Gunman: Don't move! Don't move! All we want are your cookies! Think I'm playing? Now, go! Girl Scout #1: I'm not doin' time for this. Girl Scout #2: Move! Go! [reality:] Chris: I didn't hijack a truck. I don't even know where East Bergen is. Russo: Should have thought of that before you started selling stolen cookies.