Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Jail
Julius: Happy anniversary. Rochelle: What's this? Oh, baby, you didn't have to get me anything! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, yes, he did. My father learned that the hard way. [flashback to Rochelle pushing Julius out of the house, with a knife in his stomach:] Julius: You're the one that told me not to get you nothing! What you stab me for?! Rochelle! Adult Chris: [v.o.] And it was just Arbor Day. Julius: Rochelle!