Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Playboy
Chris: That's it then. Greg: Every day she goes to lunch in the teachers' lounge after fifth period. Chris: She smokes exactly three cigarettes, which takes 20 minutes. Greg: All we have to do is get in, find the magazine, and get out before she gets back. Except we don't know where the magazine is. Chris: Fischer told me it was in the bottom left-hand drawer of her desk. I hope he's right. Greg: Don't worry, Fischer knows everything. What if we get caught? Chris: Then we're dead. Greg: I was really hoping you weren't gonna say that. Chris: Don't worry. I'll go in and get it. It's my magazine. All you have to do is look out and give me a signal if you see anybody coming. Greg: I hope this works. Chris: Me, too.