Adult Chris: [v.o.] The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
[Chris puts a Playboy magazine and a pack of gum on the counter]
Clerk: $3.50.
[When Chris hands over the money, the clerk takes the magazine and hands him the gum]
Clerk: Now get out of here, before I call a cop.
Chris: For what? You just robbed me! This don't cost $3.50.
Clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hey, Miss June was fine, but she wasn't worth going to jail.