Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Gout
Julius: My foot's looking better, don't you think? Rochelle: Why are you talking about your foot? Your son has no conscience. In there eating pancakes like he actually got an A. Julius: If you didn't want him to have the pancakes, what'd you give them to him for? Rochelle: For him to feel guilty and confess. But that's okay. Tomorrow I got something for him.