Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Chris: You want to sit down? Tangee: Sure. Why'd you do that? Chris: I don't know. I wasn't thinking, I guess. My father said you're not supposed to hit a girl. Tangee: You know your father? Chris: Yeah. Tangee: Nobody's ever looked out for me like that before. What's your name? Chris: Chris. Tangee: I'm Tangee. Here. Chris: A Valentine's Day card? Tangee: Yeah. I was going to give it to Clyde, but he makes me sick. Chris: Thanks. Adult Chris: [v.o.] This was great, my first Valentine's. So what if it was meant for a future wife beater? He ain't beat me.