Chris: What's going on?
Girl: He stole my shoes.
Boy #1: That's my sweater.
Boy #2: That's my shirt.
Boy #3: Those are my pants.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] How the hell did he get home with no pants?
Chris: I didn't steal them. I got them from the Lost and Found.
Mrs. Milone: Did you lose them?
Chris: No.
Mrs. Milone: Then you can't find them.
[After the kids advance on Chris...]
Mrs. Milone: You'd better find something to wear. You can't take a picture in your underwear.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I guess nobody ever told Prince that.