Chris: He stole my clothes.
Joey Caruso: No, I didn't.
Chris: Yes, you did.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Mrs. Malone was the school's assistant principal. She was promoted to the position after proving the only thing she hated more than kids was working with kids.
Mrs. Milone: Stop it. Both of you. I don't have time for this. If you stole his clothes, give them back now.
Joey Caruso: I didn't. [opens his locker] See? Told you.
Mrs. Milone: I don't like liars, young man. Lie to me again, that's detention.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder what I would have gotten if I'd stomped on her big toe.