Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates a Part Time Job
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While things might have been tight with my father, my mother was getting loose. She was always happy when she had the house to herself. She caught up on her reading. She talked on the phone. She ate expensive candy she hid from us. But there was one thing that she never counted on to mess up her day. Rochelle: Coming. [opens door] What are y'all doing here? Tonya: Something went wrong at our school. Drew: Something about the paint. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before vending machines were put into schools, hungry kids often snacked on lead paint chips. Boy: Mmm. This is good! [faints] Adult Chris: [v.o.] If we had ladders, he'd have ate the asbestos.