Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Chris: Okay, y'all go check those machines and see what cycles they're on. Tonya: I don't want to check it, you check it. Chris: Well, then go sit down. Tonya: I don't want to sit down. Chris: Well, then stand up. Adult Chris: [v.o.] It took me years to realize that if you want a girl to do something, you got to tell her to do the opposite.