Adult Chris: [v.o.] There are three places a kid doesn't want to be on the weekend: at a funeral...
Woman: [sobs] Why?! Oh, why?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...at a woman's department store. And at a Laundromat on a Saturday morning. A laundromat is a place where really poor people go to wash their clothes.
Manager: You don't want that one, that's broke. Use the other, use that one.
Chris: Hey, I was gonna use this one.
Woman: You better get out of my face, little boy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At the Laundromat, even a nice woman would smack her mother twice for an empty machine.