Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At the Laundromat, empty washing machines come around less than a Sade tour. [After a machine is emptied, Chris and a middle-aged woman both dash for it with their laundry] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Terrell Owens ain't got nothin' on her. Chris: I'm using this one.