Chris: [answers the phone] Hello.
Rochelle: Hey, baby, how's it going?
Chris: Good. [baby coos]
Rochelle: Is that a baby?
Chris: No, it's the TV.
Rochelle: Where's Yvette?
Chris: She's in the bathroom.
Rochelle: Okay. Well, we'll be home in a little while, all right?
Chris: Okay.
Rochelle: Okay, love you.
Chris: All right, bye.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I know you're thinking: "Why didn't I just tell my mother what was going on?" Well, I figured it couldn't get any worse.